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If Salman Khan was a student: 10 situations

Thu May 07 2015, 8:33 pm
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    When it comes to being irreverent, there is nobody better than Salman Khan. So, on the day that Salman Khan was convicted in the hit and run case and sentenced to 5 years in jail, let's imagine what it would be like. Here are 10 top situations: (Bollywood Hungama)

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    1. Professor asks Salman Khan to prepare a story with a moral:
    "Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta..." (Wanted) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    2. Professor racks his mind to show Salman Khan the error of his ways but runs out of ideas:
    "Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi" (Kick) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    3. Professor catches Salman Khan sleeping in class, reprimand elicits this gem:
    "Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega" (Jai Ho) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    4. Professor looks at Salman Khan with a frown after catching him trying to peek into other people's exam sheets:
    "Bahut ghoor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega mujhse?" (Wanted) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    5. Professor wants students to elect a class representative, but is stumped after Salman Khan anoints himself monitor:
    "Hum yahan ke Robin Hood hain. Robin Hood Pandey" (Dabangg) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    6. Professor asks Salman Khan a question during practical exams:
    "Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai." (Wanted) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    7. Salman Khan approaches professor for grace marks to get passing grade:
    "Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai" (Tere Naam) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    8. Salman Khan enters class without taking professor's permission:
    "Aajkal darwaze pe knock karke aane ka zamana nahin raha" (Maine Pyar Kiya) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    9. Professor threatens to give Salman Khan a TC:
    "Is umar mein haddiyan toot ti hain toh bade mushkil se judti hain" (Garv) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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    10. Professor asks Salman Khan a question:
    "Jab hum aapse kuch poochte hain toh aap hume rokti hain aur jab chup ho jayen toh tokti hain." (Hum Aapke Hain Kaun) (Source: Bollywood Hungama)

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