What 'Grand Masti' taught us

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'Grand Masti' has been raking in the moolah at the box office. (Movie still) 'Grand Masti' has been raking in the moolah at the box office. (Movie still)
Summary'Grand Masti' has been raking in the moolah at the box office.

The recently released 'Grand Masti', sequel to the 2004 Masti, has been raking in the moolah at the box office. Becoming the fourth highest opening day grosser this year, 'Grand Masti' has turned out to be a success. While others prefer to laugh at the gags in the film, we decided to delve a little deeper and find out what 'Grand Masti' actually taught us:

The education system has got it all wrong: The education system for the longest time has been teaching us the wrong stuff, 'A' is not for Apple, not 'B' for Ball, in fact its 'A' for A** and 'B' for B***s.

26 alphabets are pointless: We all know that there are 26 alphabets in English; however it's just A to F that really count, the others are just there for company.

Surefire cure for impotency: Suffering from impotency? Grand Masti has a cure, all you need are four guys hanging on to you for dear life that effectively put pressure on the nervous system aiding the blood flow back into parts defunct.

Inspiration counts: Never mess with the girls in your college if the principal is inspired by Sanjay Dutt from Agneepath.

Condoms and their uses: Apart from the usual, a condom can be a handy piece of equipment. Like we witness in 'Grand Masti' it can also double up as an umbrella cover.

Bikinis are normal attire: Contrary to popular belief, sporting a bikini while in college and even attending lectures clad in one isn't a taboo any more.

Family woes: Before triple dating always verify whether the girls are related in any way, especially family ties, like the boys learnt from Rose, Mary, and Marlow.

Beware of wearing printed underwear: If ever caught in a fix with a mouse printed on your underpants watch out for cats' pet of feral.

Combinations for condoms: Condom doodh aur pani ke saath nahi, kele ke saath lena chaiye.

A woman's effect: If the tides of the seas are controlled by the moon, water from a fountain can be affected by the presence of a woman.

F is the best grade: Contrary to educational grading systems 'F' is by far the best grade that need to be achieved for complete satisfaction.

Think twice before kicking your boss: If you ever find your boss with your wife think twice before kicking him, it may just be some small puppy that's being admired.

Wife as the boss isn't always good: Having your

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