Under a blow-torch of criticism after their humbling in humid Brisbane, England’s beaten cricket team will seek respite from a tempestuous Ashes series in the most unlikely of places — Australia’s scorching ‘Red Centre’. England endured a heated reception at the Gabba, where a hostile local media, baying crowds and paceman Mitchell Johnson conspired to make their first Test as unpleasant as the wet-bulb and the 381-run loss would suggest.
The storied desert city of Alice Springs, where England jetted off to on Tuesday, is set to offer a much warmer welcome, however, with temperatures expected to nudge 40 degrees Celsius this week. As part of the R ‘n’ R component of their itinerary, the team will head to Uluru, the magnificent red monolith that rises improbably from a sparse, flat landscape some six hours’ drive from Alice. “The trip will be a really important preparation phase for us,” wicketkeeper Matt Prior, who failed twice with the bat at the Gabba, wrote in Britain’s Daily Telegraph on Tuesday.
“It feels like we are getting out of the limelight for a while so we can quietly go about our business to make sure we are ready to go for Adelaide.”
Pondering their limited time at the crease at the Gabba, some of England’s batsmen might draw inspiration from Uluru, an unyielding presence despite millions of years under siege from the elements.
Fittingly, the English cricketers did their best to impersonate inanimate objects when swarmed by Australian media at Brisbane airport on Tuesday.
In contrast to the Gabba where they seemed keen to play at anything, the team collectively shouldered arms in the face of a barrage of queries about the team’s mood in the wake of batsman Jonathan Trott’s sensational departure owing to a stress-related illness.
Following a test full of chatter, and a noisy media debate comparing the merits of ‘banter’ versus ‘sledging’, the code of silence was another departure of sorts for an England team which had hitherto been quite willing to go on the front foot. Local media were locked out of a Monday briefing with team director Andy Flower, who teed off