On what was a far-from-perfect 50-over game of cricket for the Indians at Lord's on Friday, it was the subtle, symbolic seating pattern in the background that often proved more compelling than the action in the middle, especially after Virat Kohli got out and Ambati Rayudu retired hurt.
Lets begin with the practice match first and then proceed to the 'musical chairs' in the visiting team's balcony, as it appeared from one hundred yards with Ravi Shastri making his first appearance at the helm after being parachuted into the job on Tuesday.
For those who care about results, the Indians notched up a flattering 95-run victory against Middlesex after being bowled out for 230 at the very site of their most memorable outing of a most forgettable Test tour. However, the way the visitors started, they appeared to have picked up not from Lord's of July 21 but from the Oval of August 17.
In what was a seriously underwhelming batting performance, India's top order got out early to some questionable shot selection; Shikhar Dhawan and Rohit Sharma charged down the track only to offer easy catches at mid off and third man respectively. And Ajinkya Rahane, who had hit a memorable hundred here a little over four weeks ago, struggled before holing out at mid on. India were 52 for three after 13 overs.
The closing stage of the innings was even more shambolic — and, therefore, in line with the rest of the tour — as the last six wickets fell for a mere 74 runs. And while there wasn't a Moeen Ali in the opposition camp, six wickets in all fell to Middlesex's spinners. Ollie Rayner alone took four of those in his nine overs with his gentle left-arm spin, which has yielded him exactly four wickets in nine previous games across formats.
But this pathetic beginning and equally dismal finish bookended what was a spectacular batting performance by the hitherto dormant Kohli and a fresh-off-the-boat Rayudu. The middle-order duo struck attractive half centuries and shared a brisk 104-run partnership to dig the Indians out of a hole and put them on track for a massive score. That the team jumped right back in once Kohli got out is another matter.
During the course of his 71-run innings, Kohli, who has endured the worst form of his six otherwise sensational years in international cricket, started tentatively against a still-new white